To the tune of UB40's Cherio Baby...

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Christian, oh, Christian Benteke,
Scoring goals for the red and blue.
Christian oh Christian Benteke
Scoring goals for me and you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.