Volunteers to mind the house at Selhurst while we all party at Wembley ?

sorry to say. Its just that i saw some dodgy characters shuffling about our hood. i would be really worried if they nicked the soap dispensers out of our bogs while we were making a spectacle of ourselves to over half a Billion viewers.

And so, any takers. I also left my jumper on a seat at Selhurst. Can you keep an eye on it please. And also somebody to make sure all electrical and gas appliances are turned off and that no seagulls, clowns or other carrion try to sully our pitch while Kayla is on Tour.

thanks.