Sat on the train home reading the Times which I nick from our reception every evening. First thing you do is bypass the Man City report to find the Palace one. There it is. Couple of pages from the back with a big picture of Jeff on his knees sticking his finger on his nose and a smaller photo of the moment Sakho's studs connect with Smith, even though he has cleared the ball to the moon by then.
I first read the player ratings and amongst them spot: J Ayew 6. N Ake 7. Wtf??
Then the report itself. Quote: "Almost inevitably, it was a Zaha break that began the move...Zaha surged upfield before his ball ricocheted off a defender. Schlupp collected...". F**k me Molly. Stay at home and watch it on your sofa with a Deliveroo pizza and watch it on pause and rewind at which point you might identify the right players. What an embarrassment to our modern day journalistic fraternity.
I first read the player ratings and amongst them spot: J Ayew 6. N Ake 7. Wtf??
Then the report itself. Quote: "Almost inevitably, it was a Zaha break that began the move...Zaha surged upfield before his ball ricocheted off a defender. Schlupp collected...". F**k me Molly. Stay at home and watch it on your sofa with a Deliveroo pizza and watch it on pause and rewind at which point you might identify the right players. What an embarrassment to our modern day journalistic fraternity.
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