Jokes anyone? Need a giggle.

A Primary school teacher explains to her class that she is a Brighton supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Brighton supporters, too. Not really knowing what a Brighton supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Brighton fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Palace supporter.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Palace supporter. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Crystal Palace supporters, and I'm a Palace fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Brighton supporter."