Our 10 year old son posed the following question while we were all sat watching The Hotel Inspector (no comments please) last night:
What would you rather have - farts that smell of petrol or bogies made of chocolate?
For the avoidance of doubt - we agreed that the petrol aroma would be non-harmful to health over the long term.
Interestingly, all four of us (me, him, wife, daughter) went for the petrol farts option. I mean, who doesn't love the smell of petrol - imagine having access to that at regular intervals throughout the day? You'd be shovelling baked beans and curry down like there's no tomorrow in order to feed your addiction.
Our daughter's reasoning was typically obtuse - she can't stand the smell of petrol but would get fat shoving chocolate bogies down her gob all day, as indeed she would due to her notorious lack of willpower where food is concerned.
I wondered if this small sample was representative of the wider population.
What say you?
What would you rather have - farts that smell of petrol or bogies made of chocolate?
For the avoidance of doubt - we agreed that the petrol aroma would be non-harmful to health over the long term.
Interestingly, all four of us (me, him, wife, daughter) went for the petrol farts option. I mean, who doesn't love the smell of petrol - imagine having access to that at regular intervals throughout the day? You'd be shovelling baked beans and curry down like there's no tomorrow in order to feed your addiction.
Our daughter's reasoning was typically obtuse - she can't stand the smell of petrol but would get fat shoving chocolate bogies down her gob all day, as indeed she would due to her notorious lack of willpower where food is concerned.
I wondered if this small sample was representative of the wider population.
What say you?
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