New Song to stifle Durham Millwall et al

On the Steam Train thread one or two people have worried about our street cred with the likes of Durham

I say we take the wind out of their sails by embracing the whole idea

To the tune of the Conga we sing

'We're the Stripey Nigels, We're the Stripey Nigels, Na, Na, Na,Naa, Na, Na Na, Naa, Oi!
We're going on a steam train, We're going on a steam train, Na, Na,Na Naa, Na, Na,Na, Naa'

For Saints game last line becomes
We came on a steam train etc

If we've had enough beers we steam train - I mean conga - up and down the terraces.

If we've had even more beers we move our arms like steam locomotives

We will undoubtedly appear the coolest fans around (maybe)