Humour: New coach for our back line

This fella might put the fear of God up'em.
Apologies if already posted before,

Argélico ****s, commonly known as Argel, is a Brazilian retired footballer who played as a central defender, and the current coach of Sport Club Internacional. Wikipedia
Born: September 4, 1974 (age 41), Santa Rosa, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil
Height: 1.80 m
Weight: 75 kg
Spouse: Tatiana ****s
Position: Defender
Parents: Argemiro ****s, Marlene ****s

Sorry, schoolboy humour, I know