Christmas crackers

mardi 22 décembre 2020

The ones with hats;
Surely becoming a thing of the past and just a load of tat and cardboard to add to the recycling pile?
Why don't they fill them with stuff you actually want like a scratch card and a Derek & Clive CD?

The ones with cheese;
No point in buying the selection box and wasting the ones no-one likes. At least the chocolate makers have (mostly) resolved this in their selections.
Instead it must be Ritz for your extra strong cheddar and soft cheeses, Hovis for your extra strong cheddar and Wensleydale, plus Jacobs for your (yes) extra strong cheddar and all other cheeses.

This year we have gone for Sparkenhoe vintage, the last red Leicester made the traditional way with unpasturised milk

Finally - The cheese must contain no fruit and be accompanied by port


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