Following on from my "Call yourself a Palace fan " endeavours, I thought I would indulge in a "depravity" (depending on your point of view) alternate version of the "dirty 30"- just to liven up our wait for a new Boss!
So, score yourself a point if you have undertaken any of the following. Top score 30!
1. Cheated on someone sexually.
2. Used the services of a prostitute.
3. Had a 3-sum.
4. Had a 1-night stand.
5. Have participated in wife-swapping.
6. Slept with someone at least 10 years older than you.
7. Had holiday sex!
8. Participated in anal sex.
9. "Dressed up for someone " as part of foreplay in order to please their partner!
10. Had a sex toy used on them (vibrating rings accepted!).
11. Attended a sex club.
12. Had sex outdoors.
13. Been on a nudist beach/sunbathed naked.
14. Slept with 2 or more members of the same family!
15. Rung up Babestation!
16. Have been on a web cam.
17. Attended a strip club or strippers event.
18. Put some money in a £1 peep show slot in Soho.
19. Inserted part of a finger into one own anus, just to see how it feels!
20. Partipated in "water sports".
21. Had sex in the back of a car in broad daylight.
22. Slept with your best mate's other half or ex.
23. Used food in the bedroom.
24. Tied someone up/been tied.
25. "Noticed" someone's exposed underwear on a train, tube etc.
26. Watched the free ads on the sex channels on sky.
27. Slept with a relative of one of your mates.
28. Shared a porn with a partner.
29. Shagged in a club toilets
30. Thought you might have a sex addiction!!
Enjoy!
So, score yourself a point if you have undertaken any of the following. Top score 30!
1. Cheated on someone sexually.
2. Used the services of a prostitute.
3. Had a 3-sum.
4. Had a 1-night stand.
5. Have participated in wife-swapping.
6. Slept with someone at least 10 years older than you.
7. Had holiday sex!
8. Participated in anal sex.
9. "Dressed up for someone " as part of foreplay in order to please their partner!
10. Had a sex toy used on them (vibrating rings accepted!).
11. Attended a sex club.
12. Had sex outdoors.
13. Been on a nudist beach/sunbathed naked.
14. Slept with 2 or more members of the same family!
15. Rung up Babestation!
16. Have been on a web cam.
17. Attended a strip club or strippers event.
18. Put some money in a £1 peep show slot in Soho.
19. Inserted part of a finger into one own anus, just to see how it feels!
20. Partipated in "water sports".
21. Had sex in the back of a car in broad daylight.
22. Slept with your best mate's other half or ex.
23. Used food in the bedroom.
24. Tied someone up/been tied.
25. "Noticed" someone's exposed underwear on a train, tube etc.
26. Watched the free ads on the sex channels on sky.
27. Slept with a relative of one of your mates.
28. Shared a porn with a partner.
29. Shagged in a club toilets
30. Thought you might have a sex addiction!!
Enjoy!
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