we NEED Rakip and Jach back NOW

lundi 21 janvier 2019

..to make up the numbers in training (again).

As our innovative and progressing recruitment department discovered (using cutting edge methods) these are two of the best young 'make up numbers in training' players in Europe. Their KPIs suggest they are adept at either wearing a yellow bib or not wearing one, good at jogging round pitches and having a chuckle with the other lads, Doug Freedman's meticulous analysis of Rakip particularly demonstrates a flair for running up and down one of those funny ladders they put on the ground.

We now call on football visionaries Dougie and Slimeball Moody to unearth two more gems to make up numbers in training, just like Steve Parish explained on the FYP podcast that one time - this is what we needed then and it's what we need now.


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