An overview of why Crystal Palace FC is far better than Brighton & Hove FC

List below the things that make us better than Brighton and every other team in the world.

1. We have an eagle, they have seagulls.
2. we have a steam train, they have a life raft.
3. We have won the play-offs so many times whereas Brighton have failed.

List more below...

*Edited as per my typing error as appreciatively highlighted by Fang. Cheers. :p