The corporate language

lundi 25 août 2014

Why use a straightforward description when a crap metaphor will do?



The current one with my place is 'crisp' everything has to be crisp and 'we have to get crisper on that'.



Low hanging fruit is a classic that refuses to go away, but I haven't heard the need for anyone to take a helicopter perspective for a while. Thankfully.



One other saying at one of our top management departments is a joke about work/life balance, as in 'I take work and you take life' (corporate smile).



Any other good ones out there to drop into a meeting with the senior management next time and piss off the colleagues?




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