We are all missing our football fix.
I suspect the numpties that post suggested team and formation threads for the next game the minute the ref has blown FT are only now discovering what to do with their loose ends.
In the spirit of the 'good ship' I thought we could work out our very own BBS members elevenses.
This is meant to be jocular banter, so I am not intending to be mean with my first offering, and I will place a reason for inclusion and a cavaet or two.
You can choose your own eleven just like peeps do on the regular suggested team threads. Or you can start another BBS Themed Eleven.
Can't say fairer than that Guv.
The BBS Flouncers Farewell Eleven
TBF Most of these lot didn't say farewell. My cavaet is that most weren't flouncers, but do seem to have abandoned the good ship. Les Butler had made the team, but his post today was like Zaha injury himself in the pre-game warm up.
GK - Blind Eagle (replacing Les) - Need someone reliable and organised between the sticks.
RB - Lightweight - A position we've need to upgrade for a good number of years now. Chosen for apt username. Used to be very reliable at tricky away day fixtures.
CB - G23 - Original and King of The Flouncers. He Came, He Saw. He was made Mod, He Disappeared without trace.
CB - Benzhiyi - One good centre back is never enough if the other is Maguire. We can't level that accustion at the once reliable Ben.
LB - SPF - And what a wing back. Few a few seasons he flew up that wing and the opposition couldn't live with his speed. One of the best players in his position in the country. Some unfortunate comments on social media prevented an international call up and curtailed his career as the Club chose to usher him out the door quietly. There were some rumours that he was also banging the manager's missus.
DM - Selhurst Celtic - Another enforcer. Once infamously brought some snooker balls in a sock on to the field and was sent off before kick off. Regretably he was banned for the rest of the season and there is rumours that he might have served some jail time for it. Opinions are split on SC, some see him as a folk hero others feel that incident cost us relegation and are somewhat less fawning.
RM - little al - every team need a nasty little scrote, a Dennis Wise Or Lee Bowyer.
CM and Captain - Dave - Probably the greatest captain the side has ever had. At his pomp he pulled all the strings, Undervalued in the wider game but he really was our Zidane, our Pirlo.
LM - Psychokiller - GOAT every bit of magic comes from this lads feet. Every time he get the ball people rise to their feet in anticipation. Adored by his own fans and hated by opposition fans and the media. If he has a flaw then he is over argumentative which leads to bookings. He should just concentrate on what he does best.
For - Sunny Fan - Once upon a time he covered every blade of grass on the BBS. Like a manic cross between AJ and Gallagher. Poor decision making in front of goal gave him the unfortunate nickname of Barndoor. Mostly because he spent a lot of the time sitting on it.
For - Riccardo - Somewhat past his prime but a proved to be a perfect foil in two play off seasons scoring the only goal in both finals. One was a toe poke and the other a penalty. There is absolutely no truth to the rumour that he has ever used zebra crossing inappropriately.
I suspect the numpties that post suggested team and formation threads for the next game the minute the ref has blown FT are only now discovering what to do with their loose ends.
In the spirit of the 'good ship' I thought we could work out our very own BBS members elevenses.
This is meant to be jocular banter, so I am not intending to be mean with my first offering, and I will place a reason for inclusion and a cavaet or two.
You can choose your own eleven just like peeps do on the regular suggested team threads. Or you can start another BBS Themed Eleven.
Can't say fairer than that Guv.
The BBS Flouncers Farewell Eleven
TBF Most of these lot didn't say farewell. My cavaet is that most weren't flouncers, but do seem to have abandoned the good ship. Les Butler had made the team, but his post today was like Zaha injury himself in the pre-game warm up.
GK - Blind Eagle (replacing Les) - Need someone reliable and organised between the sticks.
RB - Lightweight - A position we've need to upgrade for a good number of years now. Chosen for apt username. Used to be very reliable at tricky away day fixtures.
CB - G23 - Original and King of The Flouncers. He Came, He Saw. He was made Mod, He Disappeared without trace.
CB - Benzhiyi - One good centre back is never enough if the other is Maguire. We can't level that accustion at the once reliable Ben.
LB - SPF - And what a wing back. Few a few seasons he flew up that wing and the opposition couldn't live with his speed. One of the best players in his position in the country. Some unfortunate comments on social media prevented an international call up and curtailed his career as the Club chose to usher him out the door quietly. There were some rumours that he was also banging the manager's missus.
DM - Selhurst Celtic - Another enforcer. Once infamously brought some snooker balls in a sock on to the field and was sent off before kick off. Regretably he was banned for the rest of the season and there is rumours that he might have served some jail time for it. Opinions are split on SC, some see him as a folk hero others feel that incident cost us relegation and are somewhat less fawning.
RM - little al - every team need a nasty little scrote, a Dennis Wise Or Lee Bowyer.
CM and Captain - Dave - Probably the greatest captain the side has ever had. At his pomp he pulled all the strings, Undervalued in the wider game but he really was our Zidane, our Pirlo.
LM - Psychokiller - GOAT every bit of magic comes from this lads feet. Every time he get the ball people rise to their feet in anticipation. Adored by his own fans and hated by opposition fans and the media. If he has a flaw then he is over argumentative which leads to bookings. He should just concentrate on what he does best.
For - Sunny Fan - Once upon a time he covered every blade of grass on the BBS. Like a manic cross between AJ and Gallagher. Poor decision making in front of goal gave him the unfortunate nickname of Barndoor. Mostly because he spent a lot of the time sitting on it.
For - Riccardo - Somewhat past his prime but a proved to be a perfect foil in two play off seasons scoring the only goal in both finals. One was a toe poke and the other a penalty. There is absolutely no truth to the rumour that he has ever used zebra crossing inappropriately.
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