Katy Perry - A Video Retrospective

vendredi 5 juin 2020

To celebrate the impending arrival of Ms Perry’s mini Orlando, what better time to cast an eye over her impressive body. Of work. We first travel back to where it all began - the delightfully homoerotic anthem ‘I Kissed a Girl’...



Video - 4/5
Song - 5/5

Our introduction to Katie begins with a lingering shot of her stroking her pussy in bed, whilst reminiscing about an illicit sexually charged encounter with a member of the same sex. She reassures us that it was not at all planned, and that she’s unsure of the reaction that this might provoke in her boyfriend. As far as I’m concerned, I wouldn’t mind it at all, provided of course I’m involved in the future should there be a repeat. Accordingly I’m willing to wear as much cherry chapstick as necessary to get in on the action. You’re welcome.

The rest of the video is fairly standard fayre, with Katy acting coquettishly with a slight air of faux modesty (which I’m not buying at all). For many of us, this was our first glance at two truly great wonders of the world, and they do not disappoint at all.

Once we are fully regaled of the whole sordid encounter, the video cuts to Katy returning to the mundane reality of her life, waking up next to the sorry excuse of a boyfriend who’s clearly not servicing her anywhere near as well as I would be - otherwise she wouldn’t have even felt the need to embark upon a rug munching adventure.

Final Thoughts - A lamentable boyfriend though he is, we can at least take comfort in the fact that his lack of sexual prowess was the catalyst for this storming anthem for forbidden lady love. Huzzah!


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