Tips And Stories Of Minor Criminality

mercredi 23 mai 2018

No, not that sort of minor.



To kick off, tips:

Always have a high-vis jacket/vest to hand, it's the 'hidden in plain sight' principle. You can be murdering someone in the street and if anyone takes any notice it'll likely be of the 'It's about time they got that murdering done at least they didn't have to put up a temporary traffic light' type of thing. Also, if you are driving a sit on mower/little tractor illegal vehicle down the road you'll probs get away with it - if the law shows and look like they're sniffing just randomly stop and make out like you're inspecting telegraph poles.

Stories:

Many moons ago, I once got pulled for arson & theft in Beckenham - I've tended to give the place a swerve since. They'd decided I was the 'sensible one' amongst myself & my cohort (tbf he was of the north). So, having us in separate cars they decide to stop on the way back to the nick and urge me to have a discussion 'in private' with my mate whilst they're out of the car. Quite frankly I was insulted that despite being a little 'refreshed' they thought I wouldn't realise they'd leave their radio on. Whispers exchanged then a loud conversation along the lines of "This process seems highly irregular subject to challenge and disciplinary measures against the officers involved. In any case I suggest we deny everything and insist on jury trial".

And back to tips - when signing off a de-arrest form make sure you tick the box that says you didn't do it because otherwise they tend to tick boxes for you.


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