Where will they be next season?

Saw this on a Hull forum and thought it was a good means of evaluating the current squad, debating who may or may not be deadwood, and having a bit of crystal ball predict-the-summer-madness fun. So here goes. Feel free to cut and paste your own replies, with as much or little context as you wish…

GK Wayne Hennessey: Crystal Palace (no one tell Tomo or Kolinkins)
GK Julian Speroni: Crystal Palace
GK Steve Mandanda: Marseille

RB Joel Ward: Crystal Palace
CB Martin Kelly: Crystal Palace
CB James Tomkins: Crystal Palace
CB Damien Delaney: Hull City
CB Scott Dann: Everton (dream move for him, bloke below for us)
CB Mamadou Sakho: Crystal Palace
LB Jeffrey Schlupp: Crystal Palace
LB Patrick van Aanholt: Crystal Palace
LB Pape Souare: Crystal Palace
LB Zeki Fryers: Bolton Wanderers

RM Wilf Zaha: Crystal Palace
RM Bakary Sako: Wolves
RM Sulley Kaikai: Sheffield Wedneday (loan)
CM Matthieu Flamini: RC Lens
CM Yohan Cabaye: Marseille
CM Jason Puncheon: Crystal Palace
CM Luke Milivojevic: Crystal Palace
CM Joe Ledley: Cardiff City
CM Jonny Williams: Norwich City
CM James McArthur: Crystal Palace
CM Jordon Mutch: Crystal Palace (monstrous, unmatchable wage innit)
LM Andros Townsend: Crystal Palace
LM Lee Chung-Yong: QPR

ST Christian Benteke: Crystal Palace
ST Conor Wickham: Crystal Palace
ST Loic Remy: Newcastle United
ST Fraizer Campbell: Leeds United
ST Jonathan Benteke: Colchester United (loan or otherwise)

Don't know enough about youngsters like Dreher, Keshi, etc, so by all means speculate on those too…