Things more likely to happen than Wenger leaving Arsenal

There is the possible, the probable and the downright unlikely.

So what is more likely than Wenger leaving Arsenal.
He is the Arsenal-Barnacle. Fastened to the rock and going nowhere.

For starters :
1 Ken Livingstone will remember the name of Selhurst Park
2 Kim Kardashian will be impregnated by Steptoe
3 John Terry will win sports personality of the year