Do we need a Millwall/Fulham/Southampton moment?

For Pardew to get the boot?

We've lost frequently but not badly - generally by one goal - throughout this dismal run.

Does it take a three or four goal pasting to see him off?

I'm guessing that Parish is buying the "stats show that we're a mid-table team not getting the results we deserve" line.

Would a thrashing change that?

Pubs for: Arsenal

Any meeting spots planned pre kick off?

Turkey for Christmas

And each year the Mrs and the kids say "How about something different"

We eat beef,chicken,lamb,fish throughout the year and eat Turkey once a year at Christmas.

Christmas is Turkey with all the trimmings and nothing else is going on my table.

Your current 5 most played albums

As befits a man of my age here is my top 5. It's what my son calls 'that ******* hippie crap'. :afro:

Pink Floyd - The Division Bell
Jefferson Airplane - Best of
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - So Far
Nick Drake - Five Leaves Left
Bob Dylan - Desire

I'm sure you can improve on that. :supergrin:

We are Going to Beat Arsenal at the Emirates

There. I've said it.

Merry Christmas and goodnight.

Suggestion: Jordan Pickford

This kid is only 22 and could already save Anakin from the dark side. After Zaha, he is the best thing shown on MOTD. One for the future is an understatement, this boy will be getting caps before long.

Our fanbase seems to universally unhappy with anyone we have put between the posts. Sunderland supposedly have no funds for their January window so maybe they can be tempted. Make moves before he ends up going somewhere for £20m.

'Fans' should be ashamed of themselves

All the hysteria about the 21st minute walkout but when fans leave on the 40thminute nothing is said. The low and behold, this is when Chelsea score.

As we have seen, 15 out of the 32 goals conceded this season have been in last last few minutes of each half, the time when fans are more interested in filling their stomachs with warm lager and horse meat burgers rather than supporting the football club.

Well done. Proper supporters.