F***ing Man U

Why do we ALWAYS get shit results against them? I knew they would score a winner. Our record against them is worse than any other team I think.

Two finals, two semi-finals, loads of league games. They made me cry when I was 12 in the FA cup final. And the cup final this year not only did they break my heart again (and my dad and cousin and uncle), they didn't even seem to care that they had won and booed their manager.

My only consolation is that when Cantona got sent off and the draw against them cost them the league.

But I have an irrational rage against them. It dipped a bit after that bastard Ferguson left. But Mourinho is nearly as much of a tosser.

At least they haven't won the league for a while and don't look like they will this season.

Rant over.

Labour MPs Christmas single

Words fail me

JD Sports

So it seems JD sports are being rumbled for having a warehouse that is Sports Direct-esque in terms of working conditions. Now I know the club (and to be fair the majority of football teams) aren't particularly concerned with the morality of some of our sponsors (e.g. gambling, alcohol, those awful ******* watches) but will / should we severe our ties with our stadium sponsors given what is coming to light?

Discuss.

A plea to all palace fans in the 21st minute on Saturday

Due to our shocking form over the past 12 months, the fans need to make their feelings known.

So, as leader of the fans group, the POM (Pardew Out Mob) we will be walking out en masse on the 21st minute against Chelsea.

21 signals the amount of league defeats in 2016 and our last home fixture of the calendar year we will be making our feelings clear and ask any proper Palace fan to join us and do the same.

Leaflets will be distributed in the pubs and concourses from 11.30am on Saturday.

Thank You

Suggested Team and Formation For: Chelsea (home)

-------------------------Hennessey------------------------------
Kelly-----------Dann----------------Delaney---------Ward
Townsend-----Cabaye--------------McArthur------Puncheon
-----------------Zaha------------------Benteke--------------------

Let's give it a proper go, and get service into Benteke and Zaha.

Sainsbury's Car Park Problem

Hi All,

I had to start this forum as I'm so annoyed from last night, and was wondering if anyone else had the same issue?

We always drive to Palace and park in the Sainsbury's car park as my Dad has dementia and now is in a wheel chair. We got there last night at 6.15pm (1hr 45mins before kick off) and the stewards refused us entry and said we were too late!

I explained my Dad's situation and even showed them the wheel chair in the back of my car, they didn't give a t**s and wouldn't let us in.

We then drove around for ages trying to find a space in the surrounding streets and then had to give up and go home and watch it on BT Sport.

Two things:

1) We have been parking in Sainsbury's for over 15 years and NEVER had this problem before, especially when you get there 1hr 45mins before kick off

2) We are long standing season ticket holders and couldn't see our team play and we have already paid for the game!

I have been supporting this club for over 35 years and my poor Dad has been for over 70 years, to say we are upset is an understatement!

Worst Underperformance in Palace History

Everyone here knows the stats, I think in 2016 it's now played 35 and picked up 26 points (0.74 points per game). But I cannot ever remember a time where the team was this good and we were this shit. The seasons we fought relegation was due to us being shit and the seasons where we either stayed in the Prem or got promoted were because of massive overachievement. This underperformance is the worst in 30 years of supporting Palace and as far as I am aware unprecedented in our history.