There have been a lot of total knobs out there in the Premier League running various clubs but I feel that right now we have 4 of the best so have decided to pit them against each other in a poll.
Forget their titles and successes and failures, this is about their behaviour.
Conte.
This man is outstanding. He arrives at Chelsea and celebrates goals like they are his boyhood club. A grown man who thinks he's still on the pitch and celebrates like a 20 year old who scored his first for the club in a huge derby. He is so animated he out-performs the club mascot. Such a massive fan he jumps to the club they pretty much hate the most, Spurs, then behaves in exactly the same way. Clown.
Tuchel.
The new boy. Ungracious, arrogant, full of excuses and a rude arsehole to other managers in their dugouts. It's no surprise he's already had a fight with Conte, because they scored a goal, and that was way too much for his ego to handle. Red cards all round. Manchild.
Klopp.
He arrived and had the players hold hands in front of the Kop after drawing to WBA, that was the first sign. It took him a while but he soon realised that as manager of Liverpool he could pretty much say and do anything and the British press would lap it up. Gets his way a lot, but still complains, and complains, and complains. Whinger.
Lampard.
Let's face it. Fat Frank is out of his depth. His ability on the pitch after years of being told how to play doesn't seem to have translated into, well, words and strategies to his players, nor an eye for what he needs in his team. He is honest afterwards, he says what he believes, only none of the blame lies at his feet, he's a master of excuses. Knob.
I could include new boy Gerrard and Eddie Howe but they aren't in the same quality as these 4, though Gerrard has potential. Argue the case though.
Forget their titles and successes and failures, this is about their behaviour.
Conte.
This man is outstanding. He arrives at Chelsea and celebrates goals like they are his boyhood club. A grown man who thinks he's still on the pitch and celebrates like a 20 year old who scored his first for the club in a huge derby. He is so animated he out-performs the club mascot. Such a massive fan he jumps to the club they pretty much hate the most, Spurs, then behaves in exactly the same way. Clown.
Tuchel.
The new boy. Ungracious, arrogant, full of excuses and a rude arsehole to other managers in their dugouts. It's no surprise he's already had a fight with Conte, because they scored a goal, and that was way too much for his ego to handle. Red cards all round. Manchild.
Klopp.
He arrived and had the players hold hands in front of the Kop after drawing to WBA, that was the first sign. It took him a while but he soon realised that as manager of Liverpool he could pretty much say and do anything and the British press would lap it up. Gets his way a lot, but still complains, and complains, and complains. Whinger.
Lampard.
Let's face it. Fat Frank is out of his depth. His ability on the pitch after years of being told how to play doesn't seem to have translated into, well, words and strategies to his players, nor an eye for what he needs in his team. He is honest afterwards, he says what he believes, only none of the blame lies at his feet, he's a master of excuses. Knob.
I could include new boy Gerrard and Eddie Howe but they aren't in the same quality as these 4, though Gerrard has potential. Argue the case though.
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