Recent match reviews (inc. Manchester United vs Palace)

lundi 26 novembre 2018

Found these on the Internet and thought they were worth a share:

replays of 4 matches back to back yesterday on telly, total vegetative state

Lpool 3
Watford 0
lpool are so good to watch. none of this fapping about on halfway, Pablo, to Escobar, back to Pablo bullshit. Straight for the throat. Snotford are good value too

Spurs 3
Chelski
****ign glorrrriousss. was expecting the worst here, given Spurs ponderous overly cagey play this season but OH FAHHK, Alli Kane Eriksen first start together of the season and they shredded the down-tools prima donnas to shit. Greatly aided by Sideshow Bob Luiz actually getting out of the way of a shot to matador it in. Pea-hearted moran. Jorginho, the mega-fapped new Xhelski star, also outed himself as total filth.

Man U 0
Palace 0
palace gave Spurs some horrid gyp in last match, unlucky to lose 0-1. they have a lot of fancy dan tricky fellas. Andros Townshend must drive his teammates batty though, always blinkered runs away from support that end in a panicked cul de sacked flubbed shot

Man C : who ******* cares
West Ham: 0
almost refuse to watch Man C's murderous procession towards coronation, built on the backs of migrant slaves, indentured wimmins, and 2 BILLION pounds worth of hoarded badge-clutching mercenaries. They have spent 2 BILLION pounds in 9 years. W.F.T. Oh yeah, tune in for more of their attack versus defence tedium as some poor Torquay Rovers bogsnot bastards have to park all 10 pricks behind the ball less the galacticos phalange of megabucks asssasins run unholy ******* riot all up and down their collective 10-quid-a-day groin meat.


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