Most Hated 11

dimanche 18 mars 2018

I have a sincere hatred of many players in the Premier League so I decided to put my team of 11 together. Who would be your team of current Premier League teams that you hate the most


GK Kasper Schmeichel - Purely from the fact that his dad was an arse
RB Craig Dawson - For his elbow on Jules
CB Lewis Dunk - Although he does have some comedic benefits
CB Gary Cahill - John Terry isn't in the Prem, so it has to be this clown
LB Ashley Young - No explanation necessary
LM James Mclean - Dickhead
CM Wayne Rooney - Ex Manc, still wank
CM Ross Barkley - Dickhead
RM Jesse Lingard - Wanker who hashtags his own nickname #jlingz
CAM Delle Ali - Cheating diving tosser
ST Andy Carroll - Pony tailed wanker who always seems to score against us

Subs:

Xherdan Shaqiri - Ewok
Mateo Darmian - Shave that beard off you tosser
Marouane Felliani - Tall, ugly and a douche
Jonjo Shelvey - After mocking Cabaye while he lay on the ground injured
Anthony Knockeart - Cheating little Brighton tosser
Jamie Vardy - Weasle faced arse
Granit Xhaka - Overrated dirty bastard

Manager:

Alan Pardew


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