Opposition team talk

It must be so easy to give a team talk to any team playing us;

- don't worry if we don't score or create chances, they WILL make a mistake
- the goalie is well dodgy, if you get it on target the chances are you will score
- foul as much as you want, the ref never gives them anything
- force the left back onto his right, he will never put in a decent cross with his left foot
- in fact force any player onto their weaker foot and they will pass it back to the keeper
- don't worry about conceding a penalty - they miss two out of three
- win as many free kicks as you can as they can't defend them, still
- wind up their player, they haven't got a leader on the pitch to protect them