So I do not know if you noticed, but my previous bid to have the club sign To view the link you have to Register or Login did not go so well.
In fact he signed a new contract with Swansea almost immediately.
I have also received a cease as desist letter from his lawyer, ordering me to stop breaking into his clients house and replacing his entire wardrobe with Palace kits. But as it turns out this may have been for the best, because a new equally likely opportunity has presented itself.
Christian Eriksen reportedly is on the way out of Spurs, after they To view the link you have to Register or Login. Now you might hear this and assume Eriksen is being some typical greedy superstar, looking to line his pockets while always seemingly leaving it to the last minute to score a winner in every game for Spurs, but do you even know how much Levy currently pays him?
32k. F**KING 32k?!! Do you know how much we are supposedly paying some of our fringe players?
So while you may think his demand of £150k is ridiculous, lets be real here. He is just understandably asking Spurs to back-pay him for his excellent service to date! Nothing wrong with that, but predictably Levy is having none of that and so Eriksen might be out the door this window. In a world where Bolasie is getting offered something like £80-90k, I think we can still triple Eriksen's current wage without losing sleep.
Did I mention by the way, HE IS ONLY 24 YEARS OLD? To be honest, I think we need to double check his birth certificate on that one during his medical.
Now as you know, we have a star player leaving this window ourselves. One that fans cant believe the board has even considered selling. One that would be nearly impossible to replace, let alone improve on.
But in addition to Jordan Mutch, it also looks almost certain that Bolasie, Jedinak, and maybe even more will be leaving the team this window.
So my proposal is simple. Take all the incoming funds, roll them into a big ball, and choke the f**k out of Levy with it while someone sneaks Eriksen out the back door. Lets make this happen Palace!
By the way, does anyone know Eriksen's home address?
In fact he signed a new contract with Swansea almost immediately.
I have also received a cease as desist letter from his lawyer, ordering me to stop breaking into his clients house and replacing his entire wardrobe with Palace kits. But as it turns out this may have been for the best, because a new equally likely opportunity has presented itself.
Christian Eriksen reportedly is on the way out of Spurs, after they To view the link you have to Register or Login. Now you might hear this and assume Eriksen is being some typical greedy superstar, looking to line his pockets while always seemingly leaving it to the last minute to score a winner in every game for Spurs, but do you even know how much Levy currently pays him?
32k. F**KING 32k?!! Do you know how much we are supposedly paying some of our fringe players?
So while you may think his demand of £150k is ridiculous, lets be real here. He is just understandably asking Spurs to back-pay him for his excellent service to date! Nothing wrong with that, but predictably Levy is having none of that and so Eriksen might be out the door this window. In a world where Bolasie is getting offered something like £80-90k, I think we can still triple Eriksen's current wage without losing sleep.
Did I mention by the way, HE IS ONLY 24 YEARS OLD? To be honest, I think we need to double check his birth certificate on that one during his medical.
Now as you know, we have a star player leaving this window ourselves. One that fans cant believe the board has even considered selling. One that would be nearly impossible to replace, let alone improve on.
But in addition to Jordan Mutch, it also looks almost certain that Bolasie, Jedinak, and maybe even more will be leaving the team this window.
So my proposal is simple. Take all the incoming funds, roll them into a big ball, and choke the f**k out of Levy with it while someone sneaks Eriksen out the back door. Lets make this happen Palace!
By the way, does anyone know Eriksen's home address?
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