Suggestion: Marc Bartra

lundi 3 août 2015

Screw it, ive seen worse suggestions on the BBS! ...Right??

24, centre back, 6ft, highly rated

Concerns that his potential is being wasted on Barcas bench, and supposedly his buyout has been lowered to 10m euros (roughly £7m?) but no one seems to by biting? Apparently on £40k wages currently.

We could offer him almost guaranteed first team football in the EPL, London, Pardews embrace, unlimited jerk chicken.

Fits in with Pardews transfer strategy of making us the most aethestically pleasing team in the league, as a result increasing the number of women around the dugout at any given time.

Our priority needs to be not letting him speak to Campana until a deal has been agreed.

Titus Bramble signs page 37.


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