Palace supremo Woy Hodgson will have £40.27 pence for his window transfers

mardi 2 janvier 2018

Yes, in an astonishing act of largesse CPFC's financial custodians have granted their Manager Roy 'Woy' Hodgson a massive £47.27 pence to snap up transfers in this window.

"I am looking for all 3 of the England Group Game transfers for the Russia World Cup, and a couple of rare ones as well," Roy has told Winter Football Window Transfers Annual.

"People keep telling me to go out there and bid for some of the Big Name transfers, but until you have seen the quality of the photograph and whether there is adequate sticky-backing to get it into your Transfer Book, I say let's not rush in.

"Also will Palace fans know who some of these obscure transfer players are? I went to Manchester quite recently and met up with a young lad called Sirbobby Charlton - he said he'd happily transfer to us if we swapped Don Rogers. I said sorry, son, but you must think I am mad if you think you can get top trumps for Don Rogers."

Hodgson is believed to be on the brink of bringing Rogers back into his attacking line-up alongside Gerry Queen, now called Geraldine King, and Paddy Mulligan.


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