Drug Testing Managers?

mardi 2 janvier 2018

They don't do it, do they?

Pep could've be on mushrooms the whole way through his eighteen game winning run, had a rum bunch and sat down next to Mr Hodgson, just to chill out a bit, maybe hold hands for a while and ask him if he happened to have The Orb on his ipod. Tried not to cry sort of thing.

Roy said he had Van Morrison on a cassette somewhere and he would happily lend him his Walkman after the game.

Clearly Mourinho norsed it up and spent all his transfer budget on coke and brasses and, well, to be honest, hasn't seemed to enjoy it much at all. That's a shame. All a bit of a downer in the gilded cage. Some pathos inspired budget left over is best brushed under some nondescript dusty building, like so many Roman Baths.

So, FFP, Wilf trying not to be taken down in a penalty area and whathaveyou; couldn't we drug Roy? Nothing mad. Not spice and rum, or spiced rum and E. Just some carefully placed (intravenous; buttocks) Vitamin C, steroids, uppers, downers and crab-likes, anti-inflammatories, party-bouncers and shoes etc.

The way I see it, is that I want him to manage us forever, he would likely feel comfortable doing so for eight or nine years max.

Couldn't we extend that?


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