Suggestion: Gylfi 'Hard-to-Get' Sigurðsson

lundi 4 juillet 2016

For those of you who dont remember, this little s**t showed us right up back in the day. We slammed down an offer for him but instead of giving us the time of day he decided he would rather LITERALLY LEAVE THE COUNTRY. I get enough of that kind of treatment from the opposite sex, I dont need it from footballers as well right.

But this window feels different. Parish is making it rain harder than chav in JD Sports on payday. This window we have shown we mean business. No more hanging around outside the club waiting for the women who are sloshed enough to believe we are the most attractive option. We are going inside, grabbing a snakebite black, and leaving with a young model thrown over our shoulder. One whose eyes both look in the same direction and all.

Now alot of you are probably going to tell me we stand no chance. Tell me Swansea will never sell. Listen mate, leave it out. We are going to make them an offer they cant refuse. Literally Godfather style. We are going to put something so horrific in their bed that they never want to stand against us again, no messing about. Its not like Fryers is doing anything else for the team anyway.

We need to get this over the line ASAP. People are starting to talk about 442 ffs, other fans take the p**s out of us enough as is.


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