No more split-stream issues!

lundi 18 juillet 2016

For ages I have been paranoid (with good reason) about a stray spray of pee pinging out of the corner of my japseye and embarrassingly wetting the floor. However, and after extensive testing, I have observed that a simple ninety degree anticlockwise twist of the trousermamba reduces the risk of such occurrences to a negligible amount!

I wonder if other gentlemen have had a similar 'Road to Damascus' moment and would care to add their experiences in the name of science.

In other news, I'm a daddy again. A little sister to a big brother. Her name is Minnie (Minerva) Mae Gosling, born on Thursday 7th July, 5lb15oz. All doing well. Big brother is really sweet with her and tried to give her a bit of his cream cracker when they first met.

UTP and GAO


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