In a desperate attempt to prevent the club in being involved in Sky Sports, EPL and the transfer deadline mania - a renegade faction of the Ultras thought to be nicknamed the 'black-eyes' have kidnapped Palace head honcho Steve Parish and the one known as 'Super-Al'.
At present it is thought they are being held in a basement somewhere around the Penge area and being subjected to CIA torture methods such as stereo rig level 'We Will Follow' on repeat and giant screen playback of the highlight reel of 2008–09 season Jordan / Warnock Championship season with focus on strike partnership of Lee & Kuqi
The 'Black-Eyes' whilst menacing do not have a history of beheading their captives and have stated that the pair will be released unharmed at 6pm on the dot........unless of course either wants to buy Charlie Austin where as they can get their mobiles back immediately.
At present it is thought they are being held in a basement somewhere around the Penge area and being subjected to CIA torture methods such as stereo rig level 'We Will Follow' on repeat and giant screen playback of the highlight reel of 2008–09 season Jordan / Warnock Championship season with focus on strike partnership of Lee & Kuqi
The 'Black-Eyes' whilst menacing do not have a history of beheading their captives and have stated that the pair will be released unharmed at 6pm on the dot........unless of course either wants to buy Charlie Austin where as they can get their mobiles back immediately.
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