Dear Mr. Pulis.
Will you marry me?
I have a big house, a nice car, I'd take care of you...cook your dinner, wash and iron your tracksuits and baseball cap...I'd even wash your car. I'd drive you anywhere you wanted.
All the housework would be done. I could learn gardening so the garden would be a sight to behold.
I'd look after all your pets and make sure you wanted for nothing.
All you have to do is sign up to be our manager for the next 250 years !
Cheers
Your pal,
wiggs
xx
PS I do none of the above as my Mrs does most of it... But I'm prepared to leave her for you....
Will you marry me?
I have a big house, a nice car, I'd take care of you...cook your dinner, wash and iron your tracksuits and baseball cap...I'd even wash your car. I'd drive you anywhere you wanted.
All the housework would be done. I could learn gardening so the garden would be a sight to behold.
I'd look after all your pets and make sure you wanted for nothing.
All you have to do is sign up to be our manager for the next 250 years !
Cheers
Your pal,
wiggs
xx
PS I do none of the above as my Mrs does most of it... But I'm prepared to leave her for you....
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